Place where you can buy your $H!t. Get the gear so you can rule like me

Nice instant messenger. I use it, so it must rule at least a little.

Hey its the SCREENSAVERS! They are awesome, but not as awesome as myself because I freaking rule

One day my wife will also have a rocking webpage. But not today so this link will take you nowhere.

Argh! WOooOrK?!?!! See why I think my boss is a big clown.